Where Is Guy?
(spoiler alert:
no one knows)

Once upon a time, in the wilds of southwestern Pennsylvania, a man named Guy Reschenthaler  rose to political fame—starting in the Pennsylvania State Senate. From 2015 to 2019, he dazzled  constituents by championing the classic conservative trifecta: slash taxes (mostly for  corporations), cut public services (especially for the vulnerable), and fiercely defend polluters.  His tenure in the State Senate was marked by votes and rhetoric designed to limit government  spending—unless it involved giving more breaks to fossil fuel companies or making it harder for  people to vote. 

In 2018, Guy graduated to the big leagues as the U.S. Representative for PA’s 14th District,  where he’s been busy delivering on promises to dismantle healthcare coverage, weaken  environmental protections, and preserve the status quo for the ultra-wealthy. Got a rural hospital  struggling to keep its doors open? Don’t worry, he’s probably voted for cuts that make it harder  to stay afloat. Concerned about clean air and water? Guy’s got you covered… in pollution. 

Despite all this, he’ll proudly tell you he’s “fighting for the people”—mainly the ones writing the  biggest checks. Voting rights? He’s got a plan: make it as inconvenient as possible for anyone  who might not vote Republican. Healthcare? Let’s cut coverage for tens of thousands and see  what happens. 

So, if you like your congressman to prioritize corporate profits over public health, slash  programs that help working families, and cheerlead for pipelines while ignoring the smog  billowing over your town, congratulations—you’ve got Guy Reschenthaler. 

But where IS he? Is he really missing?

It’s been over five years, and Rep. Guy Reschenthaler still hasn’t held a single public, in-person town hall in Pennsylvania’s 14th District. While constituents across Fayette, Washington, Greene, and Westmoreland counties wait patiently for their elected representative to show up and answer their questions, Guy has gone full ghost mode. Instead, residents are left without any real opportunity to engage directly with him, and mobile office hours are run by staff, not the Congressman himself.

Things have gotten so bad that former members of Congress and representatives from other districts have started stepping in to hold town halls here—because Guy won’t. When outsiders have to do the job of engaging voters in your own district, it’s not just embarrassing; it’s a complete failure of basic representation.

Congress sets aside district work periods specifically so representatives spend time back home meeting the people they serve. It’s not optional—it’s their job. But Guy? He’s too busy groveling to Donald Trump like a loyal puppy begging for a treat. From blindly backing Trump’s every whim to co-sponsoring absurd bills like renaming an airport after him, Reschenthaler’s priority isn’t his constituents—it’s staying in Trump’s good graces.

Meanwhile, the people of Pennsylvania’s 14th District get the cold shoulder, radio silence, and zero accountability. If you want a congressman who puts Trump’s ego above your needs, congratulations—you’ve got one.

While other representatives hold town halls, walk Main Street, and answer tough questions, where is Guy? Probably cozying up with his new Fox News girlfriend or scheming ways to make voting harder for people here.

Since taking office, he hasn’t held a single in-person town hall. He’s so far removed from what real representation looks like, it’s almost tragic. Constituents have to rely on outsiders to show up and listen—because Guy simply won’t. No transparency. No accountability. Just silence… and a fancy title.

FAQs

When was Guy’s last townhall?

Never. Not once. (*In person, face to face.)

Could he be Bigfoot? I heard he’s been spotted around Western PA quite a bit.

We are not cryptozoology experts, but yes. Very possible.

Have you sent a search party?

No, no one cares that much.

What is the point of this website? It’s kinda weird.

To encourage Rep. Guy Reschenthaler to hold an in-person townhall and generally be more available to his constituents. NBD.